From across the room just now, Rick says, "There's a boll weevil on this coffee mug."
Rick: Yep. Look.
So I looked.
I didn't bring the DSLR home with me this afternoon, so I only had my little Canon point-and-shoot, hence the poor quality of the closeup. But that certainly looks like a boll weevil to me. Why he's sitting on a coffee mug on my dining room table, however, I cannot begin to guess.