How'dja like to be this guy?

Meet Marvin Gonzales. Marvin and his pals stole a mini-van on Christmas Day. A MINI-VAN. On CHRISTMAS.

And while he and his pals were running from the cops after wrecking the mini-van, he had the brilliant idea to hide under someone's motor-home.

At which point he was fingered by a Chihuahua.

A THREE POUND CHIHUAHUA.

Named Tank.