Sunday, March 29, 2009

Cue the world's smallest violin

Nichols sues prison over food
According to the lawsuit filed in U.S. District Court in Denver, Nichols "is compelled to consume daily those unhealthy dead and refined foods that are abhorrent to plaintiff's sincerely held religious beliefs causing him physical, mental and spiritual torment, and to sin against God."

Suck it up, [expletive omitted]. You're really, really lucky you ain't already dead... and as for that, we could probably arrange it. Or you can bring it about yourself by refusing all that refined and unhealthy food.

[second expletive omitted]

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