Thursday, December 04, 2008

EWWWW!!

Nebraska's "Butt Bandit" suspect faces charges

Cherry County Attorney Eric Scott said that on Tuesday he filed nine counts of public indecency and one count of disturbing the peace against 35-year-old Tom Larvie of Valentine, Nebraska. All are misdemeanors.

Larvie is suspected of leaving greasy, graphic imprints of his naked behind, and sometimes his groin, on the windows of stores, churches and schools in Valentine since the spring of 2007.

The marks were made with lotion or petroleum jelly.


Larvae tend to be smallish and worm-like, right? Maybe the guy's just a walking self-fulfilling prophecy.

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