From The Daily at the University of Washington:Today, I saw a grey bushy thing hanging out of a garbage can. Funny, right? It’s just a squirrel looking in the garbage for food, nothing really out of the ordinary.
As soon as I take notice, the squirrel jumps out of the garbage can on top and scurries around. Then it glared at me. And it bared its teeth.
Hey man, I don’t want your garbage. You can keep it.
No kidding. I keep trying to convince people: The things LOOK cute, but they're just fooling you. They hate us; they'll use us for birdseed and corncobs, but would turn on us in a nanosecond.
Vermin.
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