Not because I don't like them... they're quite lovely. And they're all the rage in Hollywood. That's right, I'm talking about Christian Louboutin shoes. Everybody who's anybody is wearing Christian Louboutin peep-toes or pumps or wedges.
They're also anywhere from $600 to $900 a pair. Meaning, unavailable to regular unwashed folks like me.
Guess that means I ain't anybody. I can admire them from afar, I suppose. They are very stylish, after all.