Winning caption: In today's anti-violence, anti-trans-fat society, many of the classic sumo houses have been forced to shut their doors due to declining membership. A few, though, have managed to stay active by offering a variety of sumo alternatives. One such activity, the "Daddy-n-Me Gangsta Smack-Talk Class" continues to gain popularity in sumo houses across the country.
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