Saturday, February 24, 2007

Vicious skwerl attacks four-year-old girl

Snack chips prompt squirrel attack on 4-year-old
Their daughter spotted the squirrel eating the family's snack chips and attempted to retrieve the bag, which apparently sparked the attack.

The city has had some trouble with what they call "aggressive squirrels" in the past.
The decision to kill four or five "aggressive'' squirrels was controversial in some quarters, and it sparked an online petition by squirrel lovers opposed to the plan.

I say the squirrel-brained idiots opposed to the plan should be coated with sunflower seeds and be locked in a small room with the four or five "aggressive" squirrels and we'll see if they're still "squirrel-lovers" after that...

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