Wednesday, November 29, 2006

You can't make this stuff up

LAKELAND, Fla. — A 45-year-old man was hospitalized after four sheriff's deputies rescued him from the jaws of a nearly 12-foot alligator Wednesday , while he was naked and high on crack cocaine.
I kid you not.

Not only that, but the guy's last name is "Apgar." I'm guessing his mama was also naked and high on whatever illegal substances were available 45 years ago, when he was born, and that's the first thing she remembers hearing right afterwards.

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