The White Death

They're expecting SNOW here tomorrow... yes, that's right, the nasty white stuff we moved to Texas to escape.

Everyone's in a dead panic. This morning on the radio, I actually heard the reporter-ette asking some expert, "What is the best way to remove ice from your windshield?"

I'm all, like, DUH, send your husband outside to do it. Hel-LO.

They're all freeeking out because it's GOING TO GO BELOW FREEZING. Maybe even, like, TEN DEGREES BELOW FREEZING.

Everybody panic!!!! The sky is falling!!!!