Wednesday, May 04, 2005

A little deo for the BO

Yet again, I find myself faced with this issue. Different student this time, and one who's actually bothered by it. He came in complaining that his Right Guard done stopped workin'. I sent him to the school nurse for a freshen-up, and he came back all smiles.

"I smell like a dime piece now," he declared, chuckling as he came back in.

"A dime piece?" I said.

"Yeah. You know, a fine one."

My vocabulary has been expanded today. I think.

UPDATE: I consulted Urban Dictionary, which defines "dime piece" as a really good-looking babe, a perfect ten (hence "dime" piece, I suppose). I would then guess that the particular type of deodorant he'd had to use was probably scented in some girly sort of perfume.

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