ME: You gotta go outside. It's raining, and the smell is incredible.
HIM: Oh, yeah. That IS your favorite smell, isn't it? Wet dirt?
ME: I don't care what it actually is. I just know that that smell is what heaven is going to smell like for me.
[going outside onto the front porch]
[breathing in the rain smell]
HIM: Did we just have a moment?
ME: No. Go away and let me smell in peace.