Tuesday, November 24, 2009

The Secret Life of Climate Researchers

Iowahawk knocks another one out of the park.
Like other species in the order homo scientifica, the climate researcher gathers and organizes data to lure grant money to the hive. In contrast to those other species, however, the climate researcher has evolved a set of complex violent behaviors to insure any data leaving the hive is perfectly adapted to nature’s most lucrative and sweetest grants. It really is a marvel of natural selection, and explains why the climate researcher continues to thrive in any kind of weather condition.

If you're not one of iowahawks' regular readers, you're missing out. David Burge is pure genius... some of the very best satire on the 'net.

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