Behold, the Sock Monkey Dress.
For just $1500, she'll spend eight weeks custom-knitting one of these amazing creations just for you. I wonder what my knitter pal RedFish has to say about this.
The model in the photo could stand to brush her hair, I think, too.
Here's another version by the same knitter, modeling her own creation this time:
The saddle oxfords really set it off, I think. And the butt-mouth. And the monkey-face boobs. The sock-monkey backpack gives it a very weird geisha vibe.