The Times Herald reports that workers at the cemetery on Tuesday noticed several flags had been torn off their wooden staffs, which were still in the ground.
The mystery was solved in front of superintendent Ron Ceglarek's eyes. He watched a squirrel detach a flag stapled to a staff and carry it up a tree to the nest.
Wicked vermin. Hank Hill would never stand for this, and neither can I. I'm a little bit too far away to do anything about it at the moment, but you can rest assured that no skwerls within driving distance of me will desecrate my flag.