Terizt skwerls pulling out all the stops with biological weapons
Forget pigs... it's the skwerls you gotta worry about, people. How many times do I have to 'splain this to youse?
...a ground squirrel from the Doane Valley Campground on Palomar Mountain tested positive for plague, the “black death” disease that ravaged Europe and killed millions during the 14th Century.
How now? A tree rat? Dead, for a ducat, dead! (apologies to the Bard)