How in HAYull does a person emerge from a shower and PUT BACK ON THE VILE SOCKS SHE WAS WEARING ALL DAY THAT SMELL SO BAD THEY MAKE ME WANT TO VOMIT TEN FEET AWAY?
How can she not smell that?!?!?!?
And does that mean she also put back on the same underwear?
I am going to have to endure my creaky knees going up the staircase now, just to make her change her underwear.
Why am I having to tell a fourteen-year-old girl to PUT ON CLEAN CLOTHES AFTER HER SHOWER?
I did NOT sign up for this. I didn't. I remember specifically all the stuff I agreed to when I became a mom, and this wasn't on the list. I would've remembered this, I'm certain. I am going to lodge an official complaint somewhere, just as soon as I figure out who's in charge of that department.