Driving home from picking up Alice at Camp Spike 'n Wave (epilepsy camp... get it? EEG spikes and waves? hehe), we drove through Luling, Texas, where they were celebrating the Thump Festival. Hot chicks sitting on the backs of convertibles were rolling up and down the main drag shouting, "VOTE FOR MICHELLE" or "VOTE FOR SAVANNAH!". We stopped and bought a couple of watermelons. The guy thumped them for us.