This explains much:
Squirrel population up in Roswell
The New Mexico Department
of Game and Fish is having a
huge problem with squirrels in
Roswell, forcing the department
to kill more squirrels this year
than they have in the past two
I knew it!!!!!
Squirrels are part of an alien plot to destroy the human race. It all makes sense now.
At least the New Mexico Department of Game and Fish is taking the proper precautions. Eschew all that greenie animal rights crap -- this is WAR and we have been INVADED.