Evil, evil squirrels

I'm telling you people, skwerls are out to get us. A skwerl has actually tried to hijack an airplane now. Nope, I'm not kidding.

Rogue squirrel forces down plane

The plane was forced to make a quick landing in Honolulu, Hawaii, as the pilots were worried that the squirrel could severely damage the plane by chewing through wiring.

The passengers were taken off the plane when it landed, and were forced to spend the night in hotels while wildlife officials hunted down the squirrel.

Wildlife officials? Why wasn't Homeland Security involved, here? Or the Marines? This is a matter of national security.

Thanks to my blogger pal Gecko Rock who e-mailed me with this top-level security alert. We MUST BE VIGILANT.