Saturday, January 13, 2007

Squirrel welfare brats

More proof that skwerls are wicked, evil beasts. Not only that, but the poor homeowner seems to be snookered even still by the vermin... snookered to the point of creating pine-cone effigies of them. C'mon people, can't you see? The Great Squirrel Society has been a disastrous failure! You're only pouring more and more money down the drain and more and more of them are encouraged to hang around your yard, doing nothing but scampering around getting fat. When the time comes for them to build nests, they're going to invade your attic and rip out your insulation. Trust me on this one. They don't care a whit about all the handouts you gave them, except to punish you more when the handouts aren't there.

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