Jail stinks

One more reason on my list of reasons why I never want to have to go to jail:

Farting cellmate

NORTH PLATTE, Neb. (AP) — Brian Bruggeman caused a stink at the Lincoln County Jail earlier this month and will now have to answer for it in court. Another inmate, Jesse Dorris, alleges that Bruggeman's flatulence, passed in close proximity to Dorris, sparked a Dec. 14 fight between the two at the jail.

I've always thought it would be akin to torture (for me, at least) to have to live that close to anyone else. I'm not exactly the prime candidate for a jail sentence, but if I did manage to land myself in the Greybar Hotel, I'd probably find some way to get myself locked in solitary. Gag.