Need an all-purpose expletive that won't get you in trouble? Try "Agamemnon eats toast!"
Or have you ever heard something that was so ASININE that it could only merit an ASINEIGHT?
Ever met an "attritionist?" It's someone who's intentionally abrasive and rude in an attempt to make you go away.
There is some funny, funny stuff there... go check it out. Just don't blame me if you're still sitting in front of the computer six hours from now, doubled over with laughter.