Congratulations to my cousin Jessica's husband John Tidwell -- he's a Southern Gospel quartet singer, and he's accepted a position in the Monument Quartet in Nashville.
My cousin Jessica gets to move to NASHVILLE. My cousin Heather already LIVES in Murfreesboro, near Nashville.
[insert Napoleon Dynamite voice] LUCKY! [/Napoleon Dynamite voice]
I'm still waiting for MY big break (snicker), but in the meantime, I am so happy for John and Jess and Baby Brooksie-Boy, and I hate that they're moving away just as I finally get down here and have the chance to hang out with her. I have lots of VERY cool relatives, and a few excruciatingly funny ones as well, and J&J go in both categories.