Saw this over at IowaGeek and thought it was humorous. Basically, from what I understand, you go to Google and type in "[your name] needs" and then report the first ten results in the form of what they say you need. I think I got that right. Anyway, here's what I came up with:
1. Kris needs weird British music. Um, okay.
2. Kris needs an interview. Well, yeah. A job interview, that is.
3. Kris needs a biography.
4. Kris needs to reach out.
5. Kris needs The Young Punx.
6. Kris needs an interview. Please!!! Soon!!!
7. Kris needs to blog. Heh.
8. Kris needs to write a book. Hey, could be my ticket out.
9. Kris needs answers. Granted.
10. Kris needs a primal scream. If I really thought it would help, I'd've done it a long time ago. I'm pretty sure it would do nothing except give me a headache, and I have enough of those.