Poetic Justice

Thank you to my friends at FARK for digging up this story about Robert Mugabe, the nasty and brutal dictator in Zimbabwe. It made me smile.

Mugabe Gets Pierced

A billy goat did some rough, instant justice to the President when his motorcade stopped to refuel en-route to the eastern resorts of Nyanga. The president, popularly known as Bob got out to stretch his legs, and speak to a couple locals. He was holding a bottle of water, when a Billy goat developed a profound interest and chose to pursue it. Whilst Bob swung the bottle at the goat, it quickly and sharply pierced Bob's scrotum, and large bowel. Mugabe's notorious bodyguards seemed unable to prevent the attack as the goat lunged towards the president; perhaps the goat should be handling his security in future. By the time they reached Christmas Pass outside Mutare, the President was in horrible pain and had to be rushed to a secret location in Mutare for medical treatment.

The man whose regime is responsible for so many brutalities, wouldn't it just be... oh, I don't know... fitting that he should die of sepsis from being gored by a GOAT? Of course, he ain't dead, but golly, you know that one had to hurt. And I can't think of a better, more deserving slimeball on the planet except maybe Osama.