Can't... stop... laughing...

I have a very tiny toy poodle, a black female named Bijou. I occasionally look in the newspaper classifieds for toy poodles, just out of curiosity. I came upon this ad, and nearly fell onto the floor laughing:

QUALITY Puppies,

Maltese, Poodles,

Papillons, Lhasa-Poos,

Chic-Poo's, Shih-Tese

$300-$450 Krutsinger

Knoxville ###-###-####

"Shih-Tese"? BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!

[coff coff] I thought that was what the little monsters left behind on the carpet. Can you imagine someone asking you what kind of dog you have, and having to answer, "Shih-Tese" ?