Friday, December 31, 2004

2005 Predictions from Iowahawk

I tip my hat respectfully to the eminently talented Iowahawk, who records his predictions for 2005. A couple, for your enjoyment:

March 2 - Clarence Thomas nominated as Chief Justice of Supreme Court; axe handle- wielding Patrick Leahy blocks courthouse door, vows "centrism today, centrism tomorrow, centrism forever"

July 20 - Iraq descends into chaos as I-25 construction, HOV lanes snarl Basra morning commute; Rumsfeld blamed for lack of Morning Zoo Crew traffic copters

November 28 - Chicago marks 500th homicide of the year, renewing calls for US withdrawl from Illinois quagmire



There are a ton of funny ones -- go check it out!! And keep reading; his blog is so stinkin' funny it's hard for me to imagine that this guy's actually an IOWAN.

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