Gone to St. James so often I will call it St. Jim.
One evening the King will say, "Oh, Liza, old thing,
I want all of England your praises to sing.
Next week on the twentieth of May
I proclaim Eliza Doolittle Day!
Okay, so unless you're a fan of Broadway musicals, Julie Andrews, Audrey Hepburn or Marni Nixon, you'll have absolutely no idea what this is about. But I wanted to send you felicitations for the occasion nonetheless.