I'm going to start having a daily Fortune Cookie again, like I used to do a year or two ago.
I LOL'd when we got this one at the Chinese buffet in Denton. We were with BlueFish and RedFish and the IttyBittyFishes, and RedFish opened up the cookie that had this one in it.
She showed it to me. I said, "Oh, that's awesome! Finally, someone encouraging me to treat myself once in a while!"
She laughed, and said that she had taken it in a completely different way. "My first thought was -- only three times a week?!?"
Heh. There's a REASON I love that girl so much.