Some yay-hoo actually went and got squirrel body art. As much as I love a good tattoo, there are any number of tasteless and stupid examples of body art. This is definitely at the top of the list.
And from Blue:
This web site should be classified by the NSA as a supporter of a terrorist organization.
And from an anonymous donor (only anonymous because for the LIFE of me I can't find the original e-mail this came in and I'm pretty sure I know who it was but I can't find the darn e-mail to reassure myself):
Someone had WAAAAAY too much time on his hands, and now this means I'm going to have to look for armor-piercing BBs.