Never run with a fork in your hand

You could end up like this little kid:



Yep, he ran with a fork. But it didn't stick him through the top of the nose. It stuck him THROUGH his nose:



My Aunty Ada sent this one to me in an e-mail, and like a good little blogger I checked it out on Snopes to be sure it was the real thing. Sure enough, it is.

Let this be a lesson to all of you.