He simply torments Bijou mercilessly and fearlessly:
And yet manages to be irresistibly adorable at the same time:
He's very smart; he already uses the big-kitty litterbox and not just the teeny one in his kennel. He looooooves to play fighty-bitey and yet is lovey and cuddly when he's ready to stop playing. He's hilarious to watch as he skitters and pounces on invisible mice and flips tail-over-head at odd moments for no apparent reason.
Women and cats do as they d***ed well please, and men and dogs had best learn to live with it. --Alan Holbrook