According to Delmarva Power, squirrels are the leading culprit in animal-related power outtages, Street said.
Squirrels have been responsible for 940 blackouts in 2004, 900 in 2005 and 1504 in 2006, Street said.
In contrast, birds cause 300 blackouts a year, snakes about a dozen and other animals cause about 50 a year, Street said.
I'm tellin' you, the skwerls are working the other side of the fence. They're on the side of the terrorists and they MUST be brought to justice.
Preferably in a hearty stew.