Here we have a woman who appears to be in the early stages of being sucked into a tuba which she's carrying down the runway --or-- Enormous Sousaphone Hottest New Trend In Fashion Accessories.
And this, kids, is why you and I don't wear super-absorbent diapers in the swimming pool.
This designer, taking a cue from Marilyn Manson, orchestrated the models' appearance even down to making them wear white contact lenses.
Mmm-hmmm, the fashion freaks haven't gone away... they're all in their studios, designing new weirdnesses to grace the hallowed runways of Fashion Weeks all over the globe. Can't wait to see what they serve up next!