I had to go down to Denton to pick up one of the kids' prescriptions, and had to dash into the mall to pick up some hair products. Of course, I had to browse around a few other places and ended up discovering these little gems on DEEP discount at DSW:
Notice that the straps are modeled after guitar straps... which was why I absolutely could NOT pass them by. I mean, c'mon -- they're just cheap flipflops. I am quite good at rationalization when necessary.