It's a meme! I took up the baton from Kevin over at Yippee-Ki-Yay! and ran with it. You have to answer each question with only three words.
1. Where is your cell phone? In my purse.
2. Boyfriend/girlfriend? You're kidding, right?
3. Hair? Chestnut-colored mop.
4. Your mother? Short and sweet.
5. Your father? Best Dad EVAR.
6. Your favorite item(s)? Laptop with wi-fi.
7. Your dream last night? Classroom Shakespeare disaster.
8. Your favorite drink? Sonic strawberry limeade.
9. Your dream guy/girl? Captain Jack Sparrow.
10. The room you are in? Pink-flowered bedroom.
11. Your fear? Life without passion.
12. What do you want to be in 10 years? Experiencing God's best.
13. Who did you hang out with last night? My daughter Martha.
14. What are you not? A neat freak.
15. Are you in love? Hmmm... it depends.
16. One of your wish list items? New DSLR camera.
17. What time is it? Nine thirty-two.
18. The last thing you did? Cleaned my desk.
19. What are you wearing? Ratty old nightgown.
20. You last ate: Sonic popcorn chicken.
21. Your life? Spinning my wheels.
22. Your mood? Pretty darn decent.
23. Your friends? I have three.
24. What are you thinking about right now? You'll never know.
25. Your car? White Toyota minivan.
26. What are you doing at this moment? Drinking some cabernet.
27. Your summer? Not long enough.
28. Your relationship status? Immense quantum singularity.
29. What is on your TV screen? Probably Fairly Oddparents.
30. When is the last time you laughed? Earlier this evening.
31. Last time you cried? Lost my job.
32. School? Every friggin' day.