There once was a Giant Pipe sitting idly on a flat-bed semi off the side of Highway 82 in Whitesboro, Texas. The Giant Pipe was quite enormous, and it attracted the interest of a Texas schoolmarm blogger who doesn't get out much these days. The schoolmarm grabbed her camera, pulled her mommyvan over beside it and took a picture of it. She didn't know why, necessarily, but how often does one get to see a Giant Pipe in one's lifetime? There might not be another opportunity. Seize the day, she thought, and hoped her readers would also find it interesting.