Saturday, September 02, 2006

On the high school intercom yesterday morning...

North Ruralville high school principal: "Today is the first day of dove season and I know a lot of y'all were out hunting this morning. If you weren't able to go back home and leave your gun, please see me and I'll keep your gun locked up in my office until school lets out this afternoon. We cain't have you parked in the parking lot with your shotgun in the truck no more."

I kid you not.

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