Friday, September 01, 2006

Billy Bass Ford

I took the kids to McDonald's in a nearby town this evening before the big Friday Night football phenomenon. After I put in my order, I sat in line to wait, and an odd movement caught my eye. On the ball hitch of the beat-up Ford in front of me, something was wiggling rhythmically... no joke... so I looked a little closer and realized it was one of those Billy Bass rubber fishes, except it was, um, well, swallowing the ball hitch. Whenever the driver put on the brakes, it would wiggle like this, and its eyes would glow red.

I had no words. I was just glad I had my camera. Now I'm sharing it with the rest of you. Video accompanied by some sort of country music radio, I believe, emitting from the truck at high levels.

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