Thursday, June 22, 2006

He got... juju eyeball

Ecuador uses witch doctor against England
The Ecuador World Cup squad have their own witch doctor -- and he's reportedly put a spell on the England team.

Tzamarenda Naychapi is an Ecuadorian Indian who uses magic for controlling events, according to the Sun.

England insiders roared with laughter when told of the South American team's juju tactics yesterday.

A source said: "They'll need more than a witch doctor to stop us."

The Ecuador players have also been given a book by their coach telling the story of a family motivated by the murder of their cow.

Coach Luis Suarez inspires his players before a game by telling them: "It's time to kill your cow."

Or, according to John Lennon:
Here come old flattop he come grooving up slowly
He got joo-joo eyeball he one holy roller
He got hair down to his knee
Got to be a joker he just do what he please

He wear no shoeshine he got toe-jam football
He got monkey finger he shoot coca-cola
He say "I know you, you know me"
One thing I can tell you is you got to be free
Come together right now over me

He bag production he got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard he one spinal cracker
He got feet down below his knee
Hold you in his armchair you can feel his disease
Come together right now over me

He roller-coaster he got early warning
He got muddy water he one mojo filter
He say "One and one and one is three"
Got to be good-looking 'cause he's so hard to see
Come together right now over me

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