Being a chameleon by nature has its advantages and disadvantages. On the positive side, I tend to sense people's wants and needs and endeavor to provide them. On the negative side, if I get confusing signals, I make some spectacular errors in judgment. Or rather, more often than not, I was correct, but my judgment was unpopular or unwelcome.
One of the best things about chameleons is that they can be really, really decorative. One of the worst things is that they can also be quite ugly.
It all depends on where they are and who they're with. Or the perception of the beholder.
But what color is a chameleon when it's trapped in a dark, colorless cage? It's hard to know. If I figure it out, I'll be sure to share with you.