I accidentally bit my lip yesterday evening, and this morning when I woke up, my lower lip was the size and shape of an ostrich egg. Okay, maybe just an emu egg. It felt that huge, anyway. It's on the right side, so my mouth sits crooked on my face now.
I wish my lips were a little more poofy, sure, but it'd be nice if they were proportional and if the poof was more evenly distributed. I suppose I shouldn't complain, though.
All the same, I'll be glad when I don't have to keep putting ice on my lip and when I don't feel like it's sticking out past my nose. It looks like somebody hit me in the mouth.