Kid: (in an indignant voice) MOM!
Mom: What is it?!?
Kid: Look at this. (holds out hand in which is a dismantled tampon) Somebody put a firecracker in my suitcase and they're trying to blow it up!
Mom: (remembering that she had borrowed Kid's suitcase for her last overnight trip) Just put it in the trash, honey. It's not going to explode.
Kid:(going back into bedroom, then re-emerging) See? Here's what it was wrapped in. It says, "Tampax."
Mom: Okay, honey. It'll be fine. Put it in the trash. (clapping hand to forehead)
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