This is the real story of me and those rotten little pigs I was on my way to the store and saw that a pig was building a house of straw. This wasn't to smart but I thought I would help anyway. I walk towards him and he pulls out pepper spray and hits me right in the eyes, and he runs away. I walk along to another strange house made of sticks and see the first pig and another one. Thinking I could ask to wash my eyes out, I go to the door and knock real loud and said "little pigs let me in to wash out my eyes." The little devils say "no way man." So I get an itch in my nose because of the pepper spray and I huff and I puff and I blew the house down. The pigs speed away to another house. This house was made by a msart person it was made of strong bricks. My eyes were still red so I knock on the door to see if I could wash my eyes out. The dumb little pigs say "never you stupid wolf." So I say "fine I just blow your house down like the first two houses." So I huff and puff and blow real hard, but nothing happens. So I think of other possible ways to get in. I try digging a tunnel, but that doesn't work. I try using dynamite, the stupid pigs were way ahead of that plan, they throw the dynamite sticks back at me. So just when I was out of ideas, I see the roof and chimney on top. So I climb on the roof and start to climb down the chimney, and I start to smell something real good. All the sudden it gets real hot. I lose my grip of the chimney, and fall into a pot full of boiling hot water. I jump out of the pot and run to bathroom and sit in the tub. Those dirty little pigs call the cops and I get charged with breaking in, and pig endangerment. All I wanted was to wash my eyes. I would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those no good pigs.
Heh. It's always good to get both sides of the story, right? Fair and balanced...
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