Saturday, April 16, 2005

Husbands are disgusting

Rick just interrupted my concentration on getting my assignment done; he came into the kitchen and said, "You want to see something cute?"

I should've known then to say "No," but he tends to be a straightforward and sincere guy, so I went along with it.

Bad idea. He's watching "Big Daddy" with Adam Sandler. He hits "play" on the DVR and it's the little boy sitting on a park bench, harking up a loogie and spitting it part-way out until it touches the ground, then sucking it back in.

I do not find this to be one bit redeeming. He is cackling uncontrollably, however. I'm guessing it's a guy thing, because I just find that revolting... I'm not the typical prudish chick, either. I can belch and fart with the best of 'em. But that little loogie trick is just nasty, and Rick can't stop laughing long enough to breathe. Doofus.

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