I can just see the next parade now.
Two spectators talking:
"Wow, what a parade. This is the best Kwanzaa ever! What do YOU celebrate?"
"I celebrate Patooti."
"I'm sorry, what's that?"
"It's a new Holy Holiday. I just made it up yesterday."
"Hey, man. I respect your tradition! Happy Patooti."
"Actually, you say Peppy Patooti."
"Sorry, I didn't mean to offend you."
"No problem, it's not like you said Merry Christmas."
Read it all... Ducky's got a snarky sense of humor, which is probably why I like his work so much.
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